It’s not just the fact he was the one to introduce me to the awesomeness of the Elvish Language, the hidden mysteries of World of Warcraft, and the magical world that lies beyond Platform 9¾, but really, he pulls off sexy geek so damn well! His dark, like super dark, eyes and his matching hair that flops around his forehead when he’s laughing too hard, combined with his nice height, swoon… he’s like the Peter Parker of my high school. There’s a Star Wars keychain always clipped to the back of his holey jeans and he sometimes carries a Wii controller in his back pocket. And if it’s not that then it’s a graphing calculator he has to keep shoving down so it doesn’t fall out. His front pocket of the plaid overshirt he wears always has at least three or four Pokémon cards in it. He’s labeled King Dork because he wears nerdy shirts and talks in geek code. Though the pushup bras tend to do most of the work. It's much easier to keep my true nature hidden beneath layers of eyeliner, skimpy outfits, and even I must admit to myself, a rockin’ body.

I'm not cool with pity glares in the hallways, painful jabs, and social scars. Number four, guys are disposable, and should never be used more than once or for an extended period of time.Īnd number five, never ever reveal you collect Star Wars memorabilia, you know every line to Lord of the Rings, and you actually know the birthdates of all the Harry Potter cast members. To go without them would be like losing a toe. Number three, high heels are an extension of your foot. Number two, natural hair color is a thing of the past.

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How to date a nerd by cassie mae